Friday, February 29, 2008

How to Scare Away Jehovas Witnesses

Instructions:
1. Click image to enlarge and analyze the photo.
2. Answer the question below it.



What's the scariest thing about this wreath?
A) the fiber optics
B) that the face somehow manages to remind me of Jo from the Facts of Life
C) that it will end up as landfill before you can say Erin Go Brah
D) all of the above

Give all your guests a great big St. Paddy's style welcome! Charming leprechaun polks his head through a shamrock wreath that sparkles with pinpoints of fiber optic light. Looks great on a door, wall, over a fireplace or bar. Requires 3 "AA" batteries (not included). Crafted of polyresin and cotton felt. 15"Diameter. $14.99 [Collections Etc]

4 comments:

S* said...

Natalie. I think you mean Natalie, not Jo.

Chris said...

The more I look at it, the more I think it's a little bit of both.

nikoeternal.com said...

Natalie and Jo had a secret love child in a very special episode where Mrs. Garrett taught the girls the joy of clitoral stimulation. Come to think of it, it looks like Mrs. Garret too! Good Lord! What kinda lesbian orgy debauchery was going on on that set!!!

Paynin Diaz said...

Hey S* !!!
Nice to see you're still around : )

The leprechaun looks like Natalie, Mrs. Garret and Jo.