Friday, February 01, 2008

How to Piss Off the Drug Companies

DermaSeptic is a device that is designed to eliminate cold sores. For 100 dollars. Let me all save you some time (and 100 dollars). Scroll down, children.

1. Find a match.
2. Use your fingernail to scrape off a bit of the sulfur on the head.
3. Wet the match.
4. Place the tip of the match on your annoying cold sore and rub.

Caution: It will burn, but not nearly as much as spending 100 dollars on a gadget that sounds more sci-fi than anything else. (Unfair sci-fi assumption based on 1950's-looking rendering below)

The DermaSeptic is a microprocessor-controlled electronic anti-septic device that painlessly delivers natural anti-microbial silver ions directly to the infected tissue long before the infection breaks out into an open sore. Because it permeates the infected tissue, it cannot be rubbed off and remains effective for hours. Silver is a broad-spectrum anti-microbial that inhibits viral and bacterial infection on contact and has no side effects. The DermaSeptic contains no consumable antibiotics and will last for years. It operates from a single battery (included). 99.98 [skymall]

1 comment:

Miss Trashahassee said...

Will it grow teeth?

If it do, I want that.

Miss T