Monday, February 11, 2008

Flower Power

Dear YMAL,
I'm starting to suspect that my husband is cheating on me and bringing girls over while I'm at work. How can I find out the truth?
-Suspicious in Hollywood

Dear Suspicious,
The only way to know for sure is to catch the son of a bitch in the act. Luckily for you, the folks at Midnight Velvet have just the thing: The Adultery Suit. Simply slip into this flattering pant suit and hide amongst the flowers in your garden. Don't forget your digital camera!

Exude your strong sense of style with this vibrant and versatile set! Jacket is fitted to ensure a flattering shape. Matching pants have a slightly flared leg. Inseam is 24" for Size 10. Cotton/spandex; machine wash. Made in USA and imported. Color: Multi-Orange.Type the rest of your post here. $25.99


Paynin Diaz said...

i'm attracted to this suit

Chris said...

That's because you're hypnotized now.