The only way I can think that the pocket scarf comes in handy is for using it to sneak your cell phone camera into a nudist colony. "Oh, this? It's my towel."
Otherwise, it's actually worse than the harf and the retarded mitten scarf put together. You mean that between the jacket, the pants and whatever you're wearing underneath, there's not a single pocket to be found? You don't need a pocket scarf, stupid. You need new clothes!
Pocket Scarf keeps you toasty warm; keeps valuables in easy reach (and out of sight)! Comfy fleece scarf provides two hidden zippered pockets on each end. Perfect for carrying and concealing cash, coins, credit cards, keys, wallets, cell phones, and more. Enjoy winter walks without lugging around a purse or worrying about thieves! Machine washable polyester. 70" L x 7" W. Imported. $12.98