Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Up Yours

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get rear ended-on purpose? Hitch hands will certainly help. Maybe it's the alcohol, but I can't figure out what the license plate is supposed to say. Anyone?

Flexible, posable hitch hands Here's a handy way to express your feelings to motorists without saying a word! Pose the fingers any way you like to create a variety of gestures, whether you're feelin' confident ("I'm number 1"), content ("Peace!"), cool ("Rock on!") or crass (you get the idea!). Plugs into any standard 2" receiver hitch. Rubber, 14". $39.98


dave in milwaukee said...

Today's Yahoo AP news roundup has this interesting development in Virginia:

"Watch what you put on trailer hitches . . . State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers."

Probably came out of the same catalogue as this classy "finger" cover.

Neil Russell said...

I suppose the next generation of these will have a control from the dashboard that allows you to change the position of the fingers as you drive.
Maybe a glove controller so you can use sign language to "talk" to other drivers.
You probably wouldn't even need to be able to read lips to know what they will be yelling at you

Chris said...

That is an excellent idea. But I prefer to scream at people. It gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside.

This hitch cover came from Taylor Gifts, they're far too "PC" and "family" to show us the balls.

Neil Russell said...

I'm bad to do that too, the wife says I have "road rage" but all I do is yell and practice my swearing, it's no more to me than yelling at the tv. I always forget about it a half second after it happens.
However I came close to getting in trouble at a stop sign by practicing my art and forgetting I was in a convertible!

Steven said...

What? No, "fuck you"?

Then, I don't want one.