Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Twinkie Tuesdays 13: Simpleton


"The best thing about this recipe is that it is fun for kids or adults to make!!"

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Chocolate Twinkie Smasher


Hostess Twinkies
6 scoops of chocolate ice cream
6 chocolate cookies
DIRECTIONS: First, you must smash the Twinkies and chocolate cookies in a bowl. Next, scoop the ice cream into the bowl. Then, mix it all together. Voila!!

Dear XXXX,
This is not a recipe. This is called playing with your food. How old are you, 9? You stupid moron.

4 comments:

D'Juan said...

Wow. Nice site you have here. I didn't know that being a douche was the thing to do. Thanks for making me aware!

And yes, I was about nine when this was submitted into Hostess.

Thanks for asking!

Chris said...

Congratulations. All that time spent Googling yourself has finally paid off.

D'Juan said...

Yea it did. Today I learned about sarcastic people who have nothing better to do than down others to make themselves feel better.

I think it's a complex of some sort. ;)

Ah, well. The more you know!

Chris said...

Oh, yes. We are much more complex in New York. We know how to bake, instead of just mashing a bunch of junk food items together and calling it a recipe.

And I learned something too: that some people are hypersensitive and protective of the disgusting recipes they smashed together when they were 9.