Friday, January 25, 2008

Not in My Backyard!

I love the naive mentality behind this product.

"Oh, look honey! There's a hole in the screen. I wonder how it got there. This is such a safe neighborhood. I doubt anyone would try cutting a small, undetectable hole in the screen in order to break into our lovely home and kill us in the middle of the night. Oh well, let's plug up that hole with a 98-cent patch that merely sticks to the existing screen. We're safe now!"

Self-adhesive screen patches Don't waste money replacing an entire screen door or window screen for a small hole. Mend torn, ripped, damaged screens in seconds with screen patches. Cut to size of hole, remove adhesive backing and apply patch for a long lasting, seamless fix. Keep money in your wallet and keep bugs out of your home. Set includes eight patches. Each patch, 5 x 6 1/2". Was: $3.98 Now: $0.98 [Taylor Gifts]

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