I really, really, really, really, really, really thought this was a joke. But it's not - and that's the scary part.
The rest of it is just hysterical. The Hawaii Chair is an motorized chair that gyrates like a broken Kitchenaid mixer so that you can sit on your lazy ass and get exercise without contracting a single muscle. Good luck avoiding involuntary muscle pulls and other injuries. All for only $350.
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Click the video to watch. You will be mesmerized and horrified at the same time. Click here to see the website. Warning: Website features extensive use of pop-up graphics, repetitive, annoying text, blurry video stills, and buttons that read: "More Informations" and "How it Work", which offer proof that "Perfect USA" is just a front for some internationally-based junk exercise gadget company seeking to destroy us.
I wonder how quickly I'd be fired for requesting one of these for my desk. [Thanks to Donnie for posting this on his blog, Famous Like Me.]