What's worse than sticking a fork in your eye? Give up?
Wearing these. And looking like someone ripped the heels off your shoes and glued little ashtrays in their place. Retarded.
Victoria's Secret Shoes: For girls who don't mind an occassional mocking.
Zinc Velvet Mary Jane: Schoolgirl charm plays dress-up. Imported polyester/leather. 1 1/4" Lucite® heel. [Victoria's Secret]