Do you like modern art? Ever have a hard time convincing people that you're not a pretentious douchebag because you shop at MoMA? Well, buy their $150 "Zub 20 Zot Watch" and all that goes out the window:
What time is it? Hello, I asked, 'What time is it?' Are you deaf? Why are you staring at your watch like that? What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you tell time? For fuck's sake!
This stylish unisex watch with a durable rubber band presents a graphic way to tell time. Hours are shown as a progression of 12 dots, minutes are depicted on an incremental horizontal line below, and a small window displays seconds as numbers and toggles to show the date. Includes an alarm, a stopwatch, and a backlit LCD display. Waterproof to 90 feet. Battery included. $150
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