Male voice-over: Tea has been around for billions and billions of years. From the cavemen, who drank mint tea after slaughtering the dinosaurs, (footage of cavemen drinking tea) to Jesus Christ himself, who enjoyed afternoon tea with his apostles! (footage of JC drinking tea with apostles) Unfortunately, getting that hot tea bag out of the cup has always been a disaster. (grainy black and white footage of tea cup spilling on woman's hand, mug crashing to floor, ambulance siren wailing in background)
Hi, I'm Cathy Mitchell, here with an amazing new product; the Tea Bag Squeezer and Cup Cover! Now you can enjoy a delicious and healthy cup of tea at any time, without the fear of death or permanent scarring (footage of scar victims crying and drinking coffee instead).
After you pour the scalding hot water into your mug, just place the Tea Bag Squeezer and Cup Cover over the top, leaving the teabag string outside. When you're ready for your hot cup of tea, simply grab the string, lift and fold the durable plastic cover to squeeze the teabag, and you'll get every last drop! You'll protect your hands from severe burns and no one will die! Best of all, it's portable! Put it in your purse when you're out and about and never worry about fear of death by tea again!
The Tea Bag Squeezer and Cup Cover comes in white or white and makes a unique and cherished gift for anyone you know who loves tea and hates pain! And it's perfect for wimps and crybabies too!
Order now and we'll give you a second Tea Bag Squeezer and Cup Cover absolutely free! Just pay $10.95 shipping and handling.
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Tea Bag Squeezer and Cup Cover. Get the most flavor out of your teabags with this nifty tea bag squeezer that doubles as a lid to keep tea hot for longer. Shell clamps securely shut to squeeze all liquid from tea bags, grips string so you always have control. Keep fingers safe from hot tea. Plastic. $3.95