Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Santa Claus Ain't Comin To Your Town


Record-a-message photo ornament plays a personal message you record creating a cherished keepsake to hang on holiday tree year after year. Push button to play 12-second message. Holds 1 1/2 x 1 1/2" photo. On/off switch. 3". Plastic. Requires 4 AA batteries, not included. $17.98

As if the holidays weren't tacky enough. For about 20 bucks, you can have this fugtacular, plastic, battery-operated orb to hang on your tree, right next to your NFL ornament. Of course, the real fun is recording over the message when no one is looking. "Yeah, this is Santa Claus. If I catch you buying any more recordable, battery-operated shit again, I'm gonna to put a fucking bullet in your head."

4 comments:

nikoeternal.com said...

go back to commenting after the description (works better) and u wrote sumfin like "im gonna to going to"

Chris said...

No. I like my new format. You will have to adjust.

Good bye.

S* said...

You tell 'im Chris. Look at Niko trying to come into your house and tell you how to cook the turkey. Pshah!

nikoeternal.com said...

:-P