Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Record-a-message photo ornament plays a personal message you record creating a cherished keepsake to hang on holiday tree year after year. Push button to play 12-second message. Holds 1 1/2 x 1 1/2" photo. On/off switch. 3". Plastic. Requires 4 AA batteries, not included. $17.98
As if the holidays weren't tacky enough. For about 20 bucks, you can have this fugtacular, plastic, battery-operated orb to hang on your tree, right next to your NFL ornament. Of course, the real fun is recording over the message when no one is looking. "Yeah, this is Santa Claus. If I catch you buying any more recordable, battery-operated shit again, I'm gonna to put a fucking bullet in your head."