Thursday, November 08, 2007

Why Kids Run Away from Home

A gift that will become a happy tradition. Numbered birthday candle is the perfect way to mark the passage of those all-too-precious years - from the first birthday to the 21st. Musical button on back will play "Happy Birthday" up to 10,000 times. Great for baby shower or first birthday. Battery included. White candle is 15 1/2" high. Base not included. $21.99

Quiz Time! At what age will the ugly, cheesy Numbered Birthday candle become just an embarrassment?

A) 5

B) 13

C) I don't know, because it will be covered in wax before we can ever find out.

D) People buy this shit?

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