Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Western Wedding Wednesdays: Wallflower

Discontinued Attendant Dress (Dusty Rose). Limited quantities available. $80.00 $60.00

This dress is discontinued because...

A) It's a hot seller! Look at that sexy neckline!
B) It blends in seamlessly with any wallpaper, so it's popular with shy folk
C) Drunks love it because it closely resembles vomit, so if you drink too much at the wedding, no one will know but you.

Note that the door behind it seems to have been painted to match.

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