Photographer: Alright, Melissa, go stand by that there tree.
Melissa: Over here?
Photographer: Yeah, that's good. Y'all ready?
Melissa: Yeah. Should I pose?
Photographer: Yeah, maybe pull yer dress up a lil to show off your boot.
Melissa: Like this?
Photographer: Perfect! Ready? One...two...
Melissa: Oh, wait, I have a wedgie! Don't--