Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tis The Season... To Be Farting?

You know what they say about Jerry Garcia inspired farting Santa toys with big feet, right? That's right. They're garbage. AUDIO ALERT! Click here to see this item and hear an audio sample.

Palm Beach Santa - Hang loose and let the laughter fly with this tattooed and totally chilled out Santa. Switch him on and Santa drops his shorts to reveal a holly tattoo on his bottom as he lets out an unexpected fart. In his satin-look polyester camp shirt, cool shades and Jerry Garcia-inspired hair cut, he is sure to relax the mood at your next holiday party. Indoor use only. Requires 3 AA batteries for sound and motion (not incl.). 13"H x 3 3/4"D x 6 3/4"W. $14.99

4 comments:

Neil Russell said...

I can't see this kind of stuff without imagining the assembly line someplace in downtown China where this crap flows by and the people working there look at it and think; "America must be one big nuthouse!".
Maybe the lead paint is some sort of humanitarian move to put us out of our misery.

nikoeternal.com said...

lol do the farts smell? i want one!

Steven said...

Reminds me of grandpa... or is it grandma? I forget. They both had gas and white facial hair.

Susan said...

Where can I buy this farting Santa