Thursday, November 01, 2007

I Just Need One More UPC Code


Bell & Howell Super-Thin Electric Shaver gives you a perfect shave any time, any place! Compact shaver has the power of the full-sized ones, but is small enough to fit into a pocket or briefcase. Metal shaving screen stays sharp and will not irritate skin. Comes with cap. Uses 3 AAA batteries (not incl.). Set of 2 replacement screens also available. $9.98

What's the most annoying thing about the Bell & Howell Super-Thin Electric Shaver?

A) That you'll blow through enough AAA batteries in a month to have bought something that doesn't look like it came free with a box of Cheerios (with 5 mailed in UPC codes).

B) That it looks like a stick of deodorant. A toy stick of deodorant.

C) That it comes in puketastic "gold", like that's going to impress your wife.

D) That stupid Bell & Howell logo.

E) All of the above, and then some.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The real disgrace is that Bell and Howell--an old, respected name in audio-visual equipment--now cheapens and prostitutes that good name by freely selling the license to use it on useless, cheap crap like this.