Fiber Optic Old Fart Cap. These baseball style caps light up with the sad-but-true moniker in twinkling fiber optic light. Sure to generate a riot of good-natured laughter from all who see it. Req. 2 lithium cell batteries (included). One size $4.97
More than starvation, poverty or being sent to a retirement home, this makes me fear for my future. If this is what the old folk are wearing today, God only knows what the troll next to me at the bingo table will be wearing 50 years from now.