"American Glory" Fiber Optic Globe. Fiercely protective (just like someone you know?), this detailed American eagle watches over a brilliant fiber optic globe. Requires 3 AA batteries. $29.95
What's the strangest part of the American Glory Fiber Optic Globe?
A) That the flag is coming out of the eagle's ass
B) That the flag is being dragged all over those rocks
C) That the eagle is protecting what looks like the headset of some Vegas showgirl.