Thursday, November 08, 2007

Carpet Shampoo Not Included

Let Frosty deliver holiday condiments and snacks with this rotating lazy Susan. Crafted from wood and hand painted, this spinning snowman is the ideal holiday helper for food & drinks. Rotates 360°. 13 1/2"L x 10"W. Price: $9.99

You're probably asking yourself, "Shouldn't that stupid thing be round? Aren't all lazy susan's round, so you can spin them?" The answer is "No. This is a holiday-themed item. Holiday items are exempt from following any sort of common sense in terms of basic shape or design, even when it's obvious that turning this particular lazy-ass susan will likely knock over that mug of cocoa right onto the floor."

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