Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Camera Isn't the Only Thing That Adds Pounds

Quiz Time!
Alright, ladies, how many pounds will these fucking hideous, horizontally striped boots add to your legs this holiday season?

A) 2
B) 10
C) Don't ask. Too many for me to cope with
D) Please. I'm not stupid enough to fall for that

ZINC Sweater boot. A cozy look with crochet cachet. Imported cotton. 3 3/4" heel $159

3 comments: said...

would that be counting or not counting the dangling black testicles?

Julia said...

E) 50

Steven said...

Dang. I think my mom had a pair of those.