Wednesday, October 17, 2007
What is this?
A) a spy camera?
B) a tube of mood matching lipstick?
C) a cell phone?
D) the most bizarre thing you'll see all day?
Click Read More to find out. Parental Guidance is suggested. (I love saying that).
[From Carol Wright Gifts] The ultimate in discretion! With the lid off, this sleek, compact personal massager looks like an ordinary tube of lipstick. But, it's packed with a powerful massager for intense vibration and extreme sensual pleasure. Carry it anywhere - in purse, luggage, cosmetic bag - or leave on vanity or nightstand. 1AAA battery (not included). 3 1/2"H.
Mom: Lindsay, where are you?
Lindsay: I'm playing make-up!
Mom: Oh, how cute... HOLY FUCK! (bolts up stairs)
Lindsay: Hi, Mommy! There's something wrong with your lipstick... When I rub it on my lips it won't stop shaking!