Friday, October 12, 2007

Teddy Scare

Teddy Pac. Curl up with this cuddly warm teddy bear and sleep peacefully...he'll help take the pain away. Or simply enjoy the warmth on extra-cold nights! One minute in the microwave provides 30 minutes of warmth. Or place in the freezer for cold therapy. Filled with 84% rice, 13% flaxseed, 2% cinnamon and 1% clove. Polyester/cotton cover is made in USA; removes to machine wash. Measures 9" x 8" x 1 1/2". $24.99

And boy, does that look cuddly! As cuddly as a heating pad shaped like severed teddy bear head with a disfigured, burned cookie face could possibly be.

1 comment:

Lucy said...

I like how you have this filed underneath the category of "Garbage," because you have such contempt for it that it's not even worth the time to receive a real category name.