Monday, October 08, 2007

No, Stupid, Tie Them Together!

Fashionable shoe collectors take notice: These fancy black silk shoes put drama into every step—with sexy, ankle sashes and sparkling rhinestone accents. The Chianne Wraparound Shoe by Amanda has a 3 1/2" heel and open toe to complete this conversation-starting shoe. Full and half sizes. $99

And, depending on whom you're having that conversation with, it could be a short one.

Melissa: Carson Kressley! So great to see you!

Carson: Oh, Melissa! How are you sweetie! (air kisses, both cheeks)

Melissa: Well, what do you think of my outfit! I know, you're not "at work," but...
Carson: (looks her up and down) Oh, you look so cute and I just...(spots her shoes and cringes, looks away)

Melissa: What is it? What's wrong? Is it the shoes? Say it's not the shoes!

Carson: It's the shoes. I'm sorry.

Melissa: What's wrong with them?

Carson: They look like a bondage session gone awry.

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