"There's nothing like silver and gold to make a girl sparkle! You'll make a stunning entrance wearing one of these shimmering toppers made with hundreds of shiny sequins sewn onto a cotton-twill cap. Extra-wide brims. 100% cotton. Imported. Colors: Silver, Gold. One size fits most. $24.99"
I'm going to start watching MTV every day now. Some jackass rapper is bound to be wearing one of these. They're blindingly ugly.