Friday, October 19, 2007

Made from Real Dinosaur Skins

Gorgeous velour shirt has the casual feel and luxurious look that any woman will appreciate. It’s easy fit makes it a great choice for gift-giving. Button front and cuffs 100% polyester. Machine wash. Imported. $19.99

I often wonder what the model is thinking while wearing these clothes, so I've asked our resident body language expert, Dr. Stance. He says, "She's very embarrassed to be in this. Is it a Barney costume? Both her arms are in a defensive mode and she is trying to hide behind her hair. And the smile is clearly fake. I would put her on suicide watch."

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