Friday, October 05, 2007

How About Controlling Your Wallet?

CONTROL YOUR MATE REMOTE. Is your sweetie starting to push your buttons? Push back with this hilarious device! Each model plays one of 18 side-splitting phrases, such as "What about my needs?" and "Work out or get out" for the gals, and "Honey, pour me a cold one" and "I'm outta here!" for the guys. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Plastic. $19.98

"The king speaketh?" "I am what I am?" Oh, yes. My sides are split. Do they also say, "Stop buying crap like this, you stupid jackass! We're up to our necks in credit card debt!" Because that's what they should say.

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