Friday, October 19, 2007

Guess How Much: Jewelry

Guess How Much for this dingy , dirty-looking watch?
A) $23
B) $48.99
C) $1000 fucking dollars
D) free. It's been under my bed since 1989.
E) none of the above

E) none of the above. "The wooden bracelet of the Paris/Berlin fashion duo BLESS (Desiree Heiss, Ines Kaag) creates high fashion on the basis of poor material, by precisely hand copying a cheap wristwatch in carved wood through craftspeople in Asia. Material: Ebony wood"

It's not even a real watch, suckers! And it costs $395 to boot! And how much you wanna be that "...craftspeople in Asia" translates into "third world child labor."

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