Executive Desktop Set - This sleek set looks great on the desktop while keeping pens and business cards organized and at your fingertips. The insulated, stainless steel, spill-proof mug keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold. The detachable LCD clock displays date, time and temperature in Fahrenheit and Celsius. Also features 12 & 24 hour modes, daily alarm with snooze function, timer, and important date reminders for birthdays and anniversaries. It even plays 6 different songs. Weighted base. Includes one button cell battery and instructions. $11.99
Whew. Shut up, already, you guys! I am shocked that I didn't find this at the Sharper Image. These tacky, toy-like "executive sets" really make me wonder: would my CEO really use this? Does he already have one? And how fast would I get fired for giving this to him? Click here to see other office gadgets.
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