Monday, October 29, 2007

The Devil's in the Details


Devilishly Cute Bat Costume.
Fly through the party in a plush poly jumpsuit with wing-like sleeves. Fits over diapers and clothes. Separate hood has horn-like ears and fastens under chin with self-stick tabs. Elasticized booties have non-skid soles. Machine wash. Imported. Was $29.98 Now $9.98 Save $20.00

Good luck explaining this one on Halloween.

Paris: Hi, Britney! Thank you for coming to my Hot Halloween Party! Is this little Preston?

Britney: Yep. Say, 'Hi,' Preston. (grabs hand, waves it)

Paris: Awww. So cute. So...is he some kind of devil-bat thing?

Britney: Yes, he is a devat.

Paris: Please go back to rehab. I'm begging you.

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