Friday, October 12, 2007

Because Knives are Obsolete


Serve up sandwich sensations-minus the crust! This slicer works like a cookie cutter to safely create crustless sandwiches. Great for making finger sandwiches and appetizers too. Dishwasher-safe plastic. $4.99

Hey crybaby! Does crust bother you? Do you throw a tantrum when you're served crust? Do you consider yourself high society if you request a sandwich with the crusts cut off at a restaurant, even if it's just peanut butter and jelly? Well, crazy, your gadget has arrived.

2 comments:

poody said...

what a waste of money!

Lucy said...

I thought the idea behind crust was that it was high society--hence the term "Upper crust." Maybe I'm reading too deeply into this.

Yeah, it's a wimpy invention. Just be like everyone else and use a knife. Or just buy crustless bread, if that exists. The idea of crustless bread kinda echoes the idea in the the Muffin tops episode on Seinfeld . The best part of the muffin is the muffin top. Again, I'm reading too much into this. I'll just stop now.