Diamond Plate Flames Camp Shirt. At first glance it's a handsome shirt, but the innovative, all-over design is actually a 3-D-effect of diamond plate, the metal used in flatbed trucks and semitrailers. The vivid-blue flames along the bottom add to the look. Shirt has a button front, pointed collar, side slits, and left-front pocket. 100% preshrunk cotton. Machine washable. Imported. Color: Gray/Blue. Sizes: M, L, XL, XXL. (XXL) $34.95
Wouldn't it be nice if those were real flames going up that shirt? (sigh) A boy can dream, can't he?