It's been a long time since I've had a fast food post, (click here to see my others) and this piece of shit makes it worth the wait. Domino's, not satisfied with their current line up, has apparently reached an all-time low in the creation and marketing of the world's worst attempt at dessert, a sickly, nauseating Frankensteined creation called Oreo Dessert Pizza. And just so you know it's for dessert, and not, say, breakfast, they've made sure to include "dessert" as part of the name. A new low for fast food consumers.
Who's fault is this? Is it the fools running around the test kitchen at Domino's, who are apparently too stupid to live, or the people at Oreo, which, as they like to brag, are America's favorite cookie. Looking at the website for Oreo, you don't get the sense that they're hard up for money. The site features their core products and variations of it. Everything from the original cookie, all the way to Oreo ice cream cones. There's Oreo double stuff, mint Oreo, fudge mint, peanut butter, mini Oreos...you get the idea. At the end of the day, they're just variations on a theme. Still a cookie and still delicious. You wouldn't even suspect that tomorrow, they might try to force themselves into the fried chicken market, or add salad dressing to their line up. Mmm, I'll have the Low-fat Oreo French dressing, please.
Something tells me it's Domino's fault, then, with their desperate need to expand their pizza line up. Hey, guys! Oreo cookies are best served right out of the damn box, maybe with a tall glass of milk, not crushed and served up on a tasteless thin pie crust with some mystery glaze all over them. Oreos are too good to be defiled in such a shameless way. I can't believe the folks at Nabisco would approve of this. If you don't think the idea is bad, then check out the commercial, forever immortalized on You Tube. It's less of a commercial and more of a public service announcement on the dangers of experimentation.