Monday, August 13, 2007

Not Sweet, Just Low.


Sweetener Case Ends Powdery Messes in Your Purse. Not every restaurant has substitutes, now you can carry your own discreetly. Stainless steel is 2 3/4" x 2" x 3/4"; spring action lever secures packs. Specify up to 3 initials. $12.99

Possibly the most pathetic thing you could ever own. How many "ruined" dinners would it take to inspire you to order something like this? And engraved, no less. Just get over yourself, loser.

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