Friday, July 06, 2007

Party Pooper Scooper


Cooler Scoop keeps hands from getting cold and wet when you go for that ice cold beverage. Prevents dirt and germ ridden hands from contaminating the ice in your cooler. Self-draining scoop also eliminates water from getting on floor. Features built-in bottle opener. Plastic, 20". $14.98

I would pay big money to see the neurotic who brings these to a tailgate party and tries to enforce the "no hands" rule. I would pay even more money for the person who videotapes the ensuing beat-down.

3 comments:

S* said...

Um, well then what prevents your hands from getting cold and wet when you take it out of the this stupid cold-and-wet-hand-preventer piece of garbage?

Moda di Magno said...

"Contaminating" the ice in the cooler? Um, were those cans bathed in rubbing alchol before being lovingly ensconced in the freshest of spring water ice? WTF?

Slinky Redfoot said...

yeah, but the beer commercial would be great, paying tribute to litesaber battles of old