Cooler Scoop keeps hands from getting cold and wet when you go for that ice cold beverage. Prevents dirt and germ ridden hands from contaminating the ice in your cooler. Self-draining scoop also eliminates water from getting on floor. Features built-in bottle opener. Plastic, 20". $14.98
I would pay big money to see the neurotic who brings these to a tailgate party and tries to enforce the "no hands" rule. I would pay even more money for the person who videotapes the ensuing beat-down.