Or, You Could Hire a Copywriter

(Thanks to Moda di Magno on this one)

In addition to being a complete waste of money, this item gets the Bad Copy of the Year Award.

"If there is a small geek inside you then you should seriously consider getting one of them. It’s a normal T-Shirt but in the front there is a panel where it appears animated a real Atari Pong game, with the sticks moving and so the ball! The shirt works with three AAA batteries, and when you want to wash it you will only have to remove both the panel and the batteries and it’s done. You can find a link to the place where they sell them, both the Pong and the equalizer models. Is there anything better you can do with 25$?"

Yes, there is. I'd rather buy a bottle of vodka with $25. There may not be a small geek inside me, but thanks to this thing, there might be a small alcoholic. (Click image to see stupid animation. It gets old real fast.)