Sunday, February 25, 2007

Finish The Potatoes, Wear the Sack

This great denim jean features a side elastic waist for comfortable, every day wear. Sale: $16.00

This comes from the "Big Men's" section of the Kmart website. These particular jeans are available in a flattering 50 x 30. Imagine those proportions, if you will. I shudder to think what that customer looks like. Maybe like this.

I'm sure that I'm not the only one who thinks this way, but if you are that big, your jeans should cost more, like $345.00, as incentive to stop eating so much. If the Great John toilet didn't embarrass you enough already.

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