Monday, February 05, 2007

Tragic, Defined

Voice-Activated Remote means no buttons to push. Simply instruct the TV, DVD,VCR or cable box to change channels, record and more without using hands or getting up. Works with up to four voices and recognizes 25 commands. Operate multiple devices simultaneously. Includes charging base and rechargeable batteries. ABS, 3 x 1 1/2 x 7 3/4". $69.98

If you added up all the wars, terrorist attacks, deaths by disease, murders, rapes, suicides, and disasters and accidents that have occurred since the beginning of civilization, this piece of shit would still be more tragic than all of them combined.

"...without using hands or getting up." I hope my passport is up to date, because I am leaving for good.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

I like how they got a fat lazy fuck-looking model for it too. Which agency did they pick up from? not a hall of famer, but close