Fish actually swim every time you drop in a pen! Pulsating pump activates the scene: swimming fish and "deep sea" illumination. The animated, stress-free distraction lasts 30 seconds - or until you add another desk-top item. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). $19.98
Nothing says, "I'm serious about climbing my way to the top of the corporate ladder" like a $20 novelty pen cup! And don't forget to feed them twice a day, especially when your boss is passing by, okay? He might even offer to feed them while you're out on vacation!