(for Greencan, who wanted to know if this was for real)
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Go ahead, put your address in. I dare you. Be warned, though. They don't deliver to Chelsea or my office building on West 45th street. Devastating.
Don't you love how they still keep trying to glamorize their deadly fast food with graphics like this? They should have a bitter, underpaid, delivery guy in the picture. He will be high on drugs, have a criminal history, and a raging attitude. He will expect a big tip. He will tell the customer this. The customer will be a single mother, also high on drugs, with a filthy apartment or trailer park. There might be a pit bull chained to a radiator and her fatherless child running around in nothing but a diaper.