Thursday, February 15, 2007

Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse


(for Greencan, who wanted to know if this was for real)

Welcome to McDonalds.Delivery.com! Free delivery to businesses & residences 8:00am - 10:00pm 7 Days a Week Now delivering to locations in Brooklyn and the Bronx! Enter your zip code to place an order with participating McDonald's locations. Delivery.com will provide you with a list of restaurants in your neighborhood. Please review the delivery range, as not every location will deliver to your specific address.

Go ahead, put your address in. I dare you. Be warned, though. They don't deliver to Chelsea or my office building on West 45th street. Devastating.

Don't you love how they still keep trying to glamorize their deadly fast food with graphics like this? They should have a bitter, underpaid, delivery guy in the picture. He will be high on drugs, have a criminal history, and a raging attitude. He will expect a big tip. He will tell the customer this. The customer will be a single mother, also high on drugs, with a filthy apartment or trailer park. There might be a pit bull chained to a radiator and her fatherless child running around in nothing but a diaper.

3 comments:

greencan said...

OMG, I can die now, I've seen everything there is to see!!! This is the end of civilization as we know it. Armageddon is here people! It's been nice knowing you...

Chris said...

We will drink the Kool Aid together, then.

Matt said...

Cna you imagine the slob/stoner whose too lazy to go out and get McD's?