Sunday, February 11, 2007

Great For Restaurants, Too!

Talking toilet spindle will catch friends by surprise! Records your thirteen second message, then plays it back with every yank on the roll! Change your fun message often to give guests a laugh. On/off switch. Requires 2 AAA batteries, not included. Polystyrene/metal, 5 1/2"L. $9.98

Because taking a shit is so boring that we need all the distractions we can get. Here are some ideas for what I'd like to record. If anything, no one will ever use your bathroom again.

1. Hey fattie, don't forget to wipe the splatter from the underside of the seat, okay?
2. I hope you're not masturbating in here again.
3. Wow, you're hung like a thumbtack!
4. Oh, God! The stench! What the fuck did you eat last night?
5. Don't forget to wash your hands, piglet. We're watching you.
6. Are you pregant again? No? Sure looks like it.
(Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comment box.)

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