Monday, February 05, 2007

Emasculation Station

"Considerate" Toilet Seat puts husbands to shame. Auto-lower lid always takes a woman's thoughts into consideration by never forgetting to put down the toilet seat. Seat is padded for ultimate comfort. Features adjustable lowering time and "man"ual override. No batteries or wiring! Vinyl, 18 x 15 x 2 1/2". $29.98

This takes all the fun out of leaving the seat up just to spite the controlling, bi-polar bitch.

1 comment:

Lady Jaye said...

So, what happens when the guy takes a leak? He has to hold the seat up so it won't go down till he's down?