Abs of ale? Brew falsey? The Beer Belly is a beer bladder that fits stealthily and comfortably around your waist under your shirt, with a feeder tube to bring the brew to papa. Quality-designed and built, the polyurethane bag holds up to 80 oz. and nestles in a neoprene insulated sling that becomes a literal beer gut! Great for all kinds of sporting events, watching parades, and dinner parties with the in-laws. Hand wash. One size fits all. $39.99
When it's empty, just pop off the drinking nozzle and pee right into the hose. It will keep you warm and you won't miss a single inning! And don't worry about those stiff dinner parties. Just pour wine (red or white) into it and clink bellies with your wife's friends husbands! And it's great for those long, boring AA meetings, too!