Sunday, February 11, 2007

Dud Light


Abs of ale? Brew falsey? The Beer Belly is a beer bladder that fits stealthily and comfortably around your waist under your shirt, with a feeder tube to bring the brew to papa. Quality-designed and built, the polyurethane bag holds up to 80 oz. and nestles in a neoprene insulated sling that becomes a literal beer gut! Great for all kinds of sporting events, watching parades, and dinner parties with the in-laws. Hand wash. One size fits all. $39.99

When it's empty, just pop off the drinking nozzle and pee right into the hose. It will keep you warm and you won't miss a single inning! And don't worry about those stiff dinner parties. Just pour wine (red or white) into it and clink bellies with your wife's friends husbands! And it's great for those long, boring AA meetings, too!

6 comments:

Slinky Redfoot said...

i hereby nominate DUD GUY for the Hall of Fame

Chris said...

Oh, he's already on his way.

greencan said...

you've got to be joking...they don't really make this thing, do they?

Chris said...

See for yourself, Greencan. I kid you not. Cut and paste this. http://www.after5catalog.com/product_info.php/cPath/17_19/products_id/812?osCsid=5141477b965e7dc80344cb1bda5537cf
And if you just go to www.after5catalog.com, you will see that it is on their front page.

greencan said...

stealthily? for the cheap bastard that would rather look fat and ridiculous rather than buying the beer at the sporting event. I can just see the beer guys that climb all those stairs forming a union and protesting now...

Chris said...

And, with the strange "protruding belly", this guy is getting tackled by security faster than you can say, "suicide bomber."