Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Brandon's Baby Blanket


Personalized TV Blanket
For sitcom marathons, your favorite soap or the big game, this cozy blanket keeps the remote handy. Plus, it even has a pocket on the back to tuck your feet into! Polyester; machine wash. Imported. Approx. 73" l x 48" w Personalize with up to 12 letters/spaces. $24.95

I take back what I said about that Emasculating Toilet Seat (below). Ladies, are you married to a total wimp who's cold all the time? Does he constantly whine about how you never make him feel special? Does he like wine coolers? Does he live for "I Love Lucy" marathons? Then this is perfect. (Take a look at that bottle and tell me that Baby Brandon isn't drinking a wine cooler while sitting next to an apparently non-working fireplace.)

2 comments:

Slinky Redfoot said...

all true. But it looks like a good blanket for some "undercover" masturbation sessions on the DL.

Jetpacks said...

That's a wine cooler alright.

Oh, Brandon.