Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Works Better Than Gaydar

Your feet will love these stylish sling-back sandals that have adjustable "touch"-close straps for a perfect fit. Superbly crafted, they feature soft faux leather uppers, cushioned insoles, 1 1/4" walking heels and skid-resistant rubber soles. Great for casual or dress. Imported. Available in sizes: 6-8 1/2, 9, 10, 11 medium or wide widths

Attention worried Mothers! Wish you could figure out if your son is gay? Don't have the nerve to ask? Afraid of the tension it will create? Well now you can find out with Don't Ask Sandals! Simply put them on and announce that you'll be wearing these to that upcoming wedding or even to parent-teacher night at his school and just wait for his reaction. Comes with Reaction Scale for accurate readings. (Sample: If he screams, throws a fit, or makes a snarky reference to the Golden Girls, he's gay. If he says, "Very nice, mom," or walks away, then he's straight.)

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