Friday, January 05, 2007

What?


Do you know that old saying, "Never stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear?" Well, the folks at Taylor Gifts certainly haven't.

EAR WAX CLEANER Cordless ear wax cleaner safely and easily suctions out wax. Powerful, yet gentle suction removes embedded wax without injury. Compact, includes stand. Requires two AA batteries, not included. 5½ x 3¾". $14.98

Go completely deaf, for only $14.98, you cheap son of a bitch! Also available: the EYE CLEANER, only $9.98

2 comments:

Slinky Redfoot said...

if I stick it up my ass will it clean my colon?

Chris said...

It might rip you a new one.