Tuesday, January 16, 2007

There Goes The Groom


Musical Cake Cutter. Be The Life Of The Party! Cuts cakes to the sound of music. Clever cutter plays 4 songs: Happy Birthday, Wedding, Graduation & Party. Stainless-steel serrated blade for effortless slicing. Ergonomic rubber grip. Uses 2 AA batteries (not included). $19.95

Ladies, just imagine spending thousands and thousands of dollars on the wedding of your dreams: the $1,900 flowers arranged just so, your $3,500 Vera Wang dress, the $25,000 hall on Long Island, the $2,000 10-tier cake. You pull out the $20 Musical Cake Cutter as the $5,000 DJ brings his microphone closer so everyone can hear. The weak strains of "Hear Comes the Bride" are amplified through the hall to absolute silence as you cut into your cake--and the groom takes off.

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