Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Scrub-A-Dumb-Dumb


FAUCET BRUSH Clean Behind Any Faucet Without Scraping Your Knuckles. The Flexible Faucet Brush cleans those tight, hard-to-reach places. Loop around any faucet, drawer handle or sink trap and pull back and forth. Plastic handles, nylon bristles. 24" long. 9.95 2/$17

Poor faucet brush. I'm sure you're excited to have a purpose for being, but you really don't have any other functions other than to scrub the back of the faucet--the side no one sees anyway. It's great that we can have two of you for $17, but don't really need one in the first place.

Alright, what else can faucet brush do? After you scrub the years of grime from the back of the faucet, what next? How else can faucet brush be better utilized?
Here are some of my suggestions:

a) get that itch behind your neck
b) clean behind that pesky refrigerator handle
c) brush your entire head--all at once
d) play ninja and fling it around the room (or keep it in your purse in case a mugger attacks)
e) see how long your can groom your cat before he bites your hand
f) hang yourself from the shower rod

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