Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Run, Girls, Just Run

Hey, Guys! Tired of staying home on Saturday night? Wishing you could get laid? Bored of getting drunk alone? Looking for that special lady? End the loneliness with the Sexy Ladies' Man Patchwork Vest. It is made of genuine leather scraps collected from the floors of handbag factories all over China. You'll have to beat the girls off with sticks, when you strut into that dive bar wearing this. Yeah, baby! Only $9.99 (Also available in 1963 Burgundy.)

(from the Carol Wright Catalog)

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