Friday, January 19, 2007

Or, You Could Stop Being A Slob!

CLEAN HOUSE DOORMAT The house Was clean! Ironic house doormat welcomes guests with a good-humored knock on your untidy abode. 30 x 20". $19.98

How funny! Not. And it's great for people with low self-esteem or mental issues. What else can we fess up to by way of tacky household products?

"I Had My Period Yesterday--Sorry You Missed It!"
"My Husband Cheated On me--And Now He's Dead!"
"My Kids Are All In Jail--Now I Can Sleep Late!"

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

I smoke crank - got any?